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Tristan Durst is an animal-loving, bug-hating coffee addict.

She has absolutely no time for your bullshit, but, somehow, exactly enough time to watch 17 separate reviews of Fenty Beauty on YouTube.

She’d like to be a writer when she grows up, but she’d much rather see Donald Trump impeached.

If you’d like to support her in either endeavor, visit her Patreon.